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St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Making a Name for Cranky Wool Pants since '07 ping St. Joy The Baptist You are not connected to St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner The Basics Location: Crushed Beneath a House in Kansas Hometown: Belle Vernon, PA Gender: female Birthday: January 15, 1969 Children: I have children (Teenagers) Profile updated: May 04, 2009 Last signed in: Sep 25, 2011 Member since: Dec 07, 2007 Friends view all »  aniko       Tanya P. Dave A. Marilyn M. John Philipp Madame Donna C. Tyrant Michael Chuck Larlham Sonia M. Groups view all » Art Ticulated's Anything Allowed Anytime Arena Maybe Gather Will Actually Let Me Post This Just A Poser Bad Santa - no cookies for you GATHER: Whatta Waste Of Time!!!! Pop Goes the Culture Everybody Loves Vicky Fan Club The New Kris M. Fan Club Gather Family Essential St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner's Popular Tags sackful of farina (28) muck vomit lacking (4) retching kangaroo (4) pants (4) charlesian (4) vomitous bilge (4) crap apples (4) fiction (3) toy hedgehogs (3) funtue2 (2) hedgehogs (2) character development (2) warthogs (2) ina is psychic (2) sackful of farina swews (1) swewstricks (1) swews (1) swewsscififantasy (1) swewsdictionary (1) swewsparis (1)

Status St. Joy The Baptist was lured back by the Dame. I must say, it seems less "stuffy" here. About Me People say I'm: surly, cranky, blustery, heedless, voluntarily incontinent, higgledy-piggledy, anfractuous, and base. Describe Yourself: I am surly, cranky, blustery, heedless, voluntarily incontinent, higgledy-piggledy, anfractuous, and base. And I make a mean pot roast. On Gather, I'm Looking For ...: a creative outlet for my living technomeme sculptures of scatalogical matrices and my car keys. Interests Lately I've been listening to: A Choir of Hobos I'm currently reading: The Idiot's Guide To Improving Your IQ The last movie I watched was: The Story of Cheese My must-see show is: The 350 Club -- like the 700 Club, but only half as fucked up. I'd love to visit: Paola, KS I'm curious about: why people would talk about chocolate in "Kafkian Terms." Topping my Wish List is: marrying that orange guy who hankers for a hunk of cheese. Favorite Music, Artists, Genres: Perry Como, Debbie Boone, Slayer, C-Murder, Dolly Parton, Danish Fugues, Barry Manilow, The Cramps, and Men Without Hats Favorite Books, Writers, Genres: Dorothy Parker, David Sedaris, Stephen King, Hunter S. Thompson, Mark Evanier, Frank McCourt, Cap'n Crunch boxes, Harry & David catalogues.... Favorite Movies, Actors, Genres: Tommy Boy, Full Metal Jacket, The Jerk, The Deer Hunter, Joe Dirt, The Shreks (disallowing the third one, ) A Clockwork Orange, army hygiene films from the 40s, Driver's Ed films (Death on Prom Night, is a personal favorite)... Favorite TV Shows, Actors: I watch TV Land almost exclusively. When TV Land decides to be repetitively Stupid, I watch the Game Show Network. Favorite Places: Inside the dryer, and Newark. Interests and Activities: Cracking wise, smarting off, dumbing down and wasting time. Wish List: More cowbell, less laundry, Jetsons technology in everyday life (Star Trek would be okay, too, ) No more Movie Land and a Barbie Dream House, complete with working elevator. Oprah Says About ME: "I define Joy as a sustained sense of well-being and internal peace - a connection to what matters.", --Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine Affiliations Political Affiliation: Functional Alcoholic Candidates I support: Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Lyndon B. Johnson, Franklin Delano Roosevelt (but NOT Teddy, ) Spiro T. Agnew, Chester A. Arthur, and Your Mom Religious Affiliation: Amish Employers: People who pay me money to sling words around like so much hash, and a bank. Other Affiliations: TAFTA-OPOTI, Unstable Loners of America (ULA #13, ) David Cassidy Fan Club, Gatherites Against Stupid Updates Websites: forumwarz.com, findadeath.com Ping Me St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner has chosen to only allow friends to post Pings to their profile. Displaying 10 of 587 Pings | View all » Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh, Sep 6, 2011, 4:34PM EDT Hi Pants! view Michael's profile | Ping Michael Vee Parker, Aug 17, 2011, 3:06PM EDT Hi, Joy. I logged back in after...forever, and where are THE PANTS!!! Come on! view Vee's profile | Ping Vee Kathleen ♥ L., Oct 31, 2010, 8:21PM EDT Hi! Nice to see you're still alive and kicking! view Kathleen ♥'s profile | Ping Kathleen ♥ Shannon (Stranger in your midst) L., May 8, 2010, 7:44PM EDT Hey! view Shannon (Stranger in your midst)'s profile | Ping Shannon (Stranger in your midst) The Fine Art of C.C. Miranda, Dec 22, 2009, 1:36PM EST the problem of ignoring the demented is that they don't understand the message. listen to the choir of hobos backwards. they might reveal the winning lottery numbers. view The Fine Art of's profile | Ping The Fine Art of Janna, VP, Ennui, Dec 1, 2009, 11:12PM EST I can't calm the fuck down! I'm~~too~~excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! view Janna,'s profile | Ping Janna, Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh, Nov 28, 2009, 7:55PM EST Oh Hai! There is a vicious (or is that "viscous") rumor going on about a new SQOTD. Please say it is so! view Michael's profile | Ping Michael Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh, Nov 1, 2009, 6:26PM EST Pingy and the brain! view Michael's profile | Ping Michael La Lady Lisa Westerfield, Oct 10, 2009, 11:10PM EDT I don't know either. I'm just glad I didn't go out because I'm warm and writing. Speaking of which, are you on the Examiner page because I have looked for you? view La Lady Lisa's profile | Ping La Lady Lisa Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh, Sep 20, 2009, 8:05PM EDT Oh hai! Guess what we saw last night! view Michael's profile | Ping Michael view all Pings » top