St. Joy The Baptist M. Cranky-Pants, Mercenary

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The Basics

Location: Crushed Beneath a House in Kansas
Hometown:

Belle Vernon, PA
Gender:

female
Birthday:

January 15, 1969
Relationship Status:

in a relationship
Children:

I have children
(Teenagers)

Profile updated: Apr 25, 2008
Last signed in: May 15, 2008
Member since: Dec 07, 2007

Friends

Doyle ( aka The MAN of the 6 Nachos ) C.	flit .	Nick K.
Doc,... Dr. of Curmudgeon; esq.	Janna R.	Michael mean'r than Nick Fury Kitteh
Joseph H.	penni d.	charles hussein thiesen - gather's only god AND humble success-wisdom guru

Groups

The Nursey Girls....and the Nursey Guys too!!!	DABBLES	Army Of Snarkness
Anti-Socialites of Gather	What's cooking in your kitchen today?	Cooking 101
Cooking,Anything & Everything To Do With Cooking*	Maybe Gather Will Actually Let Me Post This	Auntie Christs

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St. Joy The Baptist was pinged by *The Evil Monkey in Your Closet* May 14, 2008 9:45PM EDT

St. Joy The Baptist commented on the article Buzzards by Ina *Controller of Minions* May 13, 2008 2:12PM EDT
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About Me

People say I'm:

surly, cranky, blustery, heedless, voluntarily incontinent, higgledy-piggledy, anfractuous, and base.
Describe Yourself:

I am surly, cranky, blustery, heedless, voluntarily incontinent, higgledy-piggledy, anfractuous, and base. And I make a mean pot roast.
On Gather, I'm Looking For ...:

a creative outlet for my living technomeme sculptures of scatalogical matrices and my car keys.

Interests

Favorite Music, Artists, Genres:

Perry Como, Debbie Boone, Slayer, C-Murder, Dolly Parton, Danish Fugues, Barry Manilow, The Cramps, and Men Without Hats
Favorite Books, Writers, Genres:

Dorothy Parker, David Sedaris, Stephen King, Hunter S. Thompson, Mark Evanier, Frank McCourt, Cap'n Crunch boxes, Harry & David catalogues....
Favorite Movies, Actors, Genres:

Tommy Boy, Full Metal Jacket, The Jerk, The Deer Hunter, Joe Dirt, The Shreks (disallowing the third one, ) A Clockwork Orange, army hygiene films from the 40s, Driver's Ed films (Death on Prom Night, is a personal favorite)...
Favorite TV Shows, Actors:

I watch TV Land almost exclusively. When TV Land decides to be repetitively Stupid, I watch the Game Show Network.
Favorite Places:

Inside the dryer, and Newark.
Interests and Activities:

Cracking wise, smarting off, dumbing down and wasting time.
Wish List:

More cowbell, less laundry, Jetsons technology in everyday life (Star Trek would be okay, too, ) No more Movie Land and a Barbie Dream House, complete with working elevator.
Slang of the Week::

Yo, G! Let's get crunk and roll the 'hood.

Affiliations

Political Affiliation:

Republican, But Not The Creepy, Crazy Judgemental Kind

Candidates I support:

Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Lyndon B. Johnson, Franklin Delano Roosevelt (but NOT Teddy, ) Spiro T. Agnew, Chester A. Arthur, and Your Mom
Religious Affiliation:

Protestant/Methodist
Employers:

People who pay me money to sling words around like so much hash.
Other Affiliations:

TAFTA-OPOTI, Unstable Loners of America (ULA #13, ) David Cassidy Fan Club, Gatherites Against Stupid Updates
Websites:

forumwarz.com, findadeath.com

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Michael mean'r than Nick Fury Kitteh, May 16, 2008, 8:31AM EDT

Did you hear about the clumsy optician who fell into his lens-grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

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Michael mean'r than Nick Fury Kitteh, May 16, 2008, 8:31AM EDT

Did you hear about the butcher's miracle? He cured a ham.

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Michael mean'r than Nick Fury Kitteh, May 16, 2008, 8:30AM EDT

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat-grinder and got a little behind in his work?

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*The Evil Monkey in Your Closet*, May 14, 2008, 9:45PM EDT

CHICKEN BISCUIT!!!

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Rev. B., May 12, 2008, 11:32AM EDT

Congratulations, St. Joy, you are one of Today's People Who Rock on my profile....now have a bag of pop rocks and some Drano...

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Karen T., May 10, 2008, 1:50PM EDT

have a great one! hope the pants don't bite ya

I got this comment from MyCommentCodes.com

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Rev. B., May 9, 2008, 10:40AM EDT

musha ring dumma do damma da

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Andrea R., May 9, 2008, 3:08AM EDT

When press finds out ur a furry

see more politics and fun!

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CC Miranda, May 8, 2008, 6:26PM EDT

WHOOOO! i look forward from hearing the sermon via text this evening.

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Shannon L., May 7, 2008, 10:17PM EDT

PING

Dropping another one here during my daily stops:

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