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St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Making a Name for Cranky Wool Pants since '07 ping St. Joy The Baptist You are not connected to St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner The Basics Location: Crushed Beneath a House in Kansas Hometown: Belle Vernon, PA Gender: female Birthday: January 15, 1969 Children: I have children (Teenagers) Profile updated: May 04, 2009 Last signed in: Nov 23, 2009 Member since: Dec 07, 2007 Friends view all » Sarah A. (I KANZ B UH RITUR!!!!) , YEZ!! Kathy W. Kathleen ♥ L. Aniko     Sonia M. sharon SugarMomma is a wise woman, Sue * Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Dannielle S. Groups view all » The Surreal Circus Cooking 101 GATHER: Whatta Waste Of Time!!!! Army Of Snarkness Sinister Minister Underground Theater *Cooking,*Anything & Everything To Do With Cooking* Rant Aerobics Just A Poser Maybe Gather Will Actually Let Me Post This St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner's Popular Tags sackful of farina (28) crap apples (4) muck vomit lacking (4) retching kangaroo (4) pants (4) charlesian (4) vomitous bilge (4) fiction (3) toy hedgehogs (3) funtue2 (2) hedgehogs (2) character development (2) warthogs (2) ina is psychic (2) swewsbuddy (1) swewsroadtrip (1) i worship dame ruth (1) swewsconflict (1) swewshome (1) moment (1)

St. Joy The Baptist will be FAR more impressed with this place when FACEBOOK has a "Share On GATHER" button... but that ain't gonna fuckin' happen. About Me People say I'm: surly, cranky, blustery, heedless, voluntarily incontinent, higgledy-piggledy, anfractuous, and base. Describe Yourself: I am surly, cranky, blustery, heedless, voluntarily incontinent, higgledy-piggledy, anfractuous, and base. And I make a mean pot roast. On Gather, I'm Looking For ...: a creative outlet for my living technomeme sculptures of scatalogical matrices and my car keys. Interests Lately I've been listening to: A Choir of Hobos I'm currently reading: The Idiot's Guide To Improving Your IQ The last movie I watched was: The Story of Cheese My must-see show is: The 350 Club -- like the 700 Club, but only half as fucked up. I'd love to visit: Paola, KS I'm curious about: why people would talk about chocolate in "Kafkian Terms." Topping my Wish List is: marrying that orange guy who hankers for a hunk of cheese. Favorite Music, Artists, Genres: Perry Como, Debbie Boone, Slayer, C-Murder, Dolly Parton, Danish Fugues, Barry Manilow, The Cramps, and Men Without Hats Favorite Books, Writers, Genres: Dorothy Parker, David Sedaris, Stephen King, Hunter S. Thompson, Mark Evanier, Frank McCourt, Cap'n Crunch boxes, Harry & David catalogues.... Favorite Movies, Actors, Genres: Tommy Boy, Full Metal Jacket, The Jerk, The Deer Hunter, Joe Dirt, The Shreks (disallowing the third one, ) A Clockwork Orange, army hygiene films from the 40s, Driver's Ed films (Death on Prom Night, is a personal favorite)... Favorite TV Shows, Actors: I watch TV Land almost exclusively. When TV Land decides to be repetitively Stupid, I watch the Game Show Network. Favorite Places: Inside the dryer, and Newark. Interests and Activities: Cracking wise, smarting off, dumbing down and wasting time. Wish List: More cowbell, less laundry, Jetsons technology in everyday life (Star Trek would be okay, too, ) No more Movie Land and a Barbie Dream House, complete with working elevator. Oprah Says About ME: "I define Joy as a sustained sense of well-being and internal peace - a connection to what matters.", --Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine Affiliations Political Affiliation: Functional Alcoholic Candidates I support: Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Lyndon B. Johnson, Franklin Delano Roosevelt (but NOT Teddy, ) Spiro T. Agnew, Chester A. Arthur, and Your Mom Religious Affiliation: Amish Employers: People who pay me money to sling words around like so much hash, and a bank. Other Affiliations: TAFTA-OPOTI, Unstable Loners of America (ULA #13, ) David Cassidy Fan Club, Gatherites Against Stupid Updates Websites: forumwarz.com, findadeath.com Ping Me St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner has chosen to only allow friends to post Pings to their profile. Displaying 10 of 639 Pings | View all » Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh, Nov 1, 2009, 6:26PM EST Pingy and the brain! view Michael's profile | Ping Michael La Lady Lisa Westerfield, Oct 10, 2009, 11:10PM EDT I don't know either. I'm just glad I didn't go out because I'm warm and writing. Speaking of which, are you on the Examiner page because I have looked for you? view La Lady Lisa's profile | Ping La Lady Lisa Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh, Sep 20, 2009, 8:05PM EDT Oh hai! Guess what we saw last night! view Michael's profile | Ping Michael Peregrine *, Sep 11, 2009, 12:05PM EDT What's this? Are there pants afoot? view Peregrine's profile | Ping Peregrine Boris G., Sep 2, 2009, 10:38PM EDT thank you for your congratulations regarding Cold Coffee St Joy, I appreciate it! view Boris's profile | Ping Boris Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh, Aug 31, 2009, 7:53PM EDT No worries about no catching up. We'll dood it sooner or later. view Michael's profile | Ping Michael Peregrine *, Aug 25, 2009, 2:03PM EDT All your life...you were only waiting for this moment to arrive view Peregrine's profile | Ping Peregrine Peregrine *, Aug 25, 2009, 2:00PM EDT Really? I have too many favorite Beatle songs to choose one. I am goofy tired today, though...I had to get up far earlier than I was prepared to. I'd give you everything I've got for a little piece of mind view Peregrine's profile | Ping Peregrine Kathy W., Aug 23, 2009, 8:12PM EDT YO! Ghosty-britches? How is it going? I'm trying to sling some words around like so much hash...but I don't have a word bank. Would you PLEASE be Vanna for this next evolution? I'd like to sell an "A" (.) Wilka view Kathy's profile | Ping Kathy Peregrine *, Aug 23, 2009, 3:26PM EDT Looooooooooooooooooooove view Peregrine's profile | Ping Peregrine view all Pings » top